We all have to tell ourselves some lies to get off the couch and push ourselves to go out every weekend. Horrific memories come to our mind of past nights out and you start to promise yourself you won’t act like that again. It was just a weak moment, I will be better tonight. We glam up, yank on a skin tight dress, and wobble around in sky high heels. You swear it’s going to be different tonight and by the end of the first drink, those promises begin to blur. These are some lies all girls tell themselves when they go out.
1. I’m only going to have like two drinks.
2. I will just dance instead of drink.
3. It will be like partying and working out.
4. I can totally walk in these heels if I get drunk.
5. I’m not even going to take my shoes off.
6. I don’t need to drink cheap alcohol, it’s gross.
7. Okay, maybe one more drink.
8. I’m not texting my ex tonight.
9. Maybe one message, but then I’ll ignore him!
10. I’m not drunk Snapchatting either.
11. I won’t make out with anyone on the dance floor, I swear.
12. I’m going home to my own bed tonight.
13. That’s why I didn’t shave my legs.
14. I will not throw up.
15. I will not drunk order pizza.
16. I’ll totally remember to take my makeup off before bed.
17. I won’t call anyone crying.
18. I won’t lose anything.
19. I won’t fall down and rip my tights.
20. I’m never drinking again!
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