20 Reasons Your Relationship With Netflix Is The Greatest Affair You’ll Ever Have (4)

5. It asks for so little.

$7.99 a month is a tiny price to pay for all that it gives you.  How could you not willingly pay that?!

4. It’s always there when you need it.

More loyal than any person or pet you’ve ever had.

3. It understands your tastes.

Netflix doesn’t even have to ask.  It just knows what you like.

2. It shares your tastes.

You won’t ever hear Netflix complain because you’re watching The Avengers for the 18th time.

1. Netflix doesn’t judge you.

Never.  Not in a million years.

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