15. Parked your car a million miles away just so neighbors wouldn’t see that your friend is having an underage party.
14. Asked your siblings/friends to pick you up from a party so you wouldn’t have to drive your car.
13. ”Do you think we can drink at your house?” “My parents are home, but we could sneak it into the basement.”
12. Waited for the cool, laid-back desk attendant of your building who doesn’t check bags so you could sneak your beer into your dorm.
11. Changed your Facebook names to something ridiculous senior year so that colleges won’t see all of your dirty red solo cup photos.
