10. “When is your mom coming to visit again?”
What it means: “I really hope your mom comes and cleans our place and buys us groceries.”
9. “My girlfriend thinks you’re kind of cute.”
What it means: “How you react to this statement will determine whether or not I ever leave you two unsupervised.”
8. Can I borrow your blue shirt?”
What it means: “I would have just taken it, but you were home so I had to ask.”
7. “Did you borrow my blue shirt?”
What it means: “I know you borrowed my blue shirt without asking and I want to see if your lying ass will own up to it.”
6. “It’s hot in here.”
What it means: “I’m actually freezing, but we should turn down the heat because I’m not made of money.”
5. “I’m having a few friends over.”
What it means: “Don’t get mad at me when we’re loud and you can’t sleep tonight.”
