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Written By: Amanda Roberson, Student at Arizona State University
1. Who has pool parties all year round? Arizona State does! The party never ends. The cold weather only lasts for a short while and that means we start partying at the pools as early as mid-January and early February.
2. Halloween weekend? Ha. You’re kidding right? Here at ASU we celebrate Halloween all week! That’s right, Monday through Sunday.
3. Hottest student body ever! Duh!
4. When you party at The District, don’t bother looking at their maps. Youll get lost either way, whether you are drunk as a skunk or sober. Those halls all look the same.
5. Taco Bell is right across the street from The District, so those late-night drunk munchies are satisfied here.
6. Everyday is like an episode of Blue Mountain State. You know what I am talking about. Crazy parties, girls kissing girls for whatever reason, and lots and lots of alcohol.
7. You wake up in a place you’ve never been before but know exactly how to get back to your dorm.
8. Thus the Walk of Shame participants are most exciting to watch. It is like a Discovery Channel Show. “Here we spot a ratchet in its natural territory.Clinging to her heels, which she has taken off. The ratchet has bruises on her knees. I do not wonder where those came from. We all know WINK WINK”
9. When your sorority and fraternities make separate group pages to exchange Lost and Found info, because y’all party so much together.
10. When your professor understands your obvious hangover. Their responses are usually along the line of “I remember my undergrad days” or “Maybe you should lay off the drinking.”
11. You make friends with Barrett students only to use their guest meal swipes. What can I say, their food is way better than the Memorial Union Cafeteria!!
12. What are these Walk-Only Zones? They are evil. Let us ride our bikes and skate/long boards where we please. Don’t fine us for having a faster way of transportation to classes. Thank you.
13. If you don’t know how to ride a bike/skateboard/long board and be able to dodge people, don’t do it. You will hurt yourself, innocent bystanders, and you will make yourself look like a damn fool.
14. University of Arizona is our enemy. That being said “Pound the Pussy”!
15. Your football games are the loudest! We get rowdy!
16. We always thank Pat Tillman before the games because he is a hero in our community.
17. We flash the fork sign in all pictures because well…we got that SCHOOL SPIRIT!!!
18. There are three Starbucks at the school but yet the bookstore Starbucks is much faster.
19. That time wasted at the Memorial Union Starbucks makes you late for class, but whatever. I need my iced coffee before listening to over an hour long lecture.
20. It is amusing to see the super religious people expressing their beliefs.“MASTURBATION IS A SIN”. Basically we are all sinners.
