What happened to you in college? How was your college experience? Well, for some people it is amazing, but for other people, it is the worst time of your life. College students have fun for many different reasons. They score high on exams, party hard, have many friends, and have fun with the opposite sex(sometimes.. it depends on the situation). On the other hand, other college students are stressed about exams, have no friends, don’t party, and don’t have sex. Well, find out what happened to a college student just like you when he tried to fit in with the wrong crowd.
Benjamin Harrisan was an intelligent and friendly person growing up. He excelled in school and got a letter for being a star at fencing, yet there was one problem.. he had no friends. It had been a big problem his whole life, he didn’t know how to behave or act around people. He had high levels of anxiety, and couldn’t even move his mouth nor his lips to talk. Harrisan even quotes, “School and fencing have always been something so easy for me, but making friends and really trying to fit in is extremely difficult for me. It makes me extremely sad because I really want to fit in, I really want to have friends, but I can’t.” When Harrigan graduated high school without any friends, he really looked foward to college. He received a full fencing scholarship and really wanted to experience college life. He wanted to become a new person, a person that would really make himself happy.
Benjamin loved his first few weeks of college, especially the fencing part. He was introduced to a popular fraternity in his marketing class, the college alpha male who introduced him went by the name of “Big Steve.” His real name though was Steven Johanssen. And what would the alpha male do? Well, he would do something typical, take advantage of Harrisan and make him the laughing stock on campus. Big Steve asked Benjamin, “Hey, Benny would you like to join my frat brotha?” Benny was speechless, he had never been accepted in life before, his days of being alone now have ended.
On the night of hazing, Big Steve would really take advantage of Ben, giving him order of what he had to do to be apart of the fraternity. “You are going to drive to the local stores to get us beer and boos. You are going to invite girls on campus to all the fraternity parties. You are going to walk around campus with a thong over your pants or shorts. You are going to drink piss out of the toilett and scream, “It tastes so yellow, I love it.” The list went on and on, but it didn’t matter to Harrisan, he was accepted and he had friends.
On the same night of hazing, a huge party was about to happen, and it was the first time Ben was going to drink. “I can’t wait, I can’t wait,” Ben said. Little did he know that Big Steve and his crew of alpha males put laxatives and pissed in his drink. Not only did they do that, but they also put in some stuff that would really knock him out. After Ben talked to some girls for the first time and actually socialized, he felt like he was in heaven. But, he wasn’t in heaven when he woke up the next morning with his butt irritated and hurting. “Ah, it hurts, my butt.” Benny had to skip class because it was hurting so much, he went to the school medical care center, and met with the doctor. “Have you ever had problems in that area before Ben? I am not really sure what the problem is “, Dr. Liebowitz said.
Ben claimed it never hurt before. Dr. Liebowitz then went on to ask if he has had safe sex before and if he was straight. Ben replied with a very direct answer, “I am a virgin and I like women, I am not gay!” Liebowitz was so puzzled and confused, and his rational and educated guess was that if his butt was hurting, it was hurting for a specific reason. Ben described the pain, and Liebowitz knew right away, that something was stuck up hs butt. “Scientifically Benjamjin, there is definitely something stuck up there, I just don’t know what it is. Let me get the nurse to check, it will be much more comfortable this way.” The nurse came out, with Harrisan turned over in the doggy position, and yanked out a huge condom straight out of his behind. “Ouch, ouch, ahhh, ahhh, Ben said.” Yeah that’s right, the alpha males and his frat shoved a huge condom up there, but they are his friends right? With Harrisan left emotionally abused and destroyed, will he ever be able to find friends? Better yet.. who is at fault here? Is it Ben’s fault for trying to act cool and fit in? Or is it Big Steve’s fault?
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Benjamin Harrisan = next elliot rodgers
that’s a pain in the ass
I felt like this could be a really good story, but it sounds so choldish and fake.…