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1. You have an undying hatred for BC.
2. You know that if you don’t get a job straight out of college you’re going to be living in a box on the street in order to pay off tuition.
3. Forever thirsty for them Harvard/MIT boys (;
4. Your impulse to buy Boston Terrier puppies is no longer “just because they’re cute”, but because you’re “representing your school”.
5. Your classes are either 5 steps away or 15 minutes away, there is no in between.
6. Citgo is no longer a company to you, its a North Star.
7. You know that BU is better than other Boston colleges because BU is actually in the heart of Boston.
8. You become overcome with joy when you pass with a B+ #thanksgradedeflation
9. Your Freshman 15 are going to mostly consist of seafood and “chowdah”.
10. You will end up sounding like Mark Wahlberg after your first year and you’ve accepted that.
11. You secretly want to use the Condom Fairy service because you think it’s hilarious/useful/cool.
12.You risk your life walking down Comm Ave in the middle of a snowstorm just to avoid stepping on the seal.
13.Speaking of the seal, you can’t wait to graduate so you can finally walk on the damn thing.
14.Locking your dorm room is an art that only BU students can master
15.You’re ready to rip someone’s head off when they call BU “Boston College”
16.Any temperature above freezing is spring to you
17.You’ve taken the T so many times, you’ve forgotten what it feels like to not take public transportation
18.You can walk to class faster than taking the BU Shuttle
19. You look forward to finals only because of dog therapy
20. A majority of your sentences when talking about school consist of various acronyms
