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1) You spend half the winter months in the tunnels
2) You’ve gone too hard at Tulipfest, Parkfest, Larkfest, basically any fest
3) You cheered when Family Guy gave us a shout out
4) Either you or someone you know has had problems with Albany PD
5) Half your friends are either Knicks or Nets Fans
6) The other half are Giants fans
7) If you attend one basketball game all year, it’s the Big Purple Growl
8) You’ve found yourself in another quad thinking it was your own
9) Long Island bagels vs Bruegger’s bagels
10) You wake up and go to sleep to the sound of construction
11) You were NOT part the Kegs and Eggs Riot
12) But you wish you were
13) You wardrobe has a now has a surprising amount of purple
14) Your upstate friends don’t shut up about Wegman’s or Dinosaur Barbecue or the finger lakes
15) Your downstate friends don’t shut up about pizza or bagels or chinese
16) You’ve has to make the choice between Mild Wally’s plain cheese for $1 or DiCarilto’s delicious specialties for $4
17) You believed that we could’ve beaten Duke or Florida
18) No matter what race you are someone has asked you to sign up for birthright
19) Every other day you consider transferring to escape the crazy weather
20) But you’d never give the excitement you get when the fountain’s turned on
GO DANES!
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