10. Yeah they definitely think I’m a slut.
9. Tequila makes me take my clothes off?
8. Stop gawking out of your car dude, you’re like 50 years old.
7. There’s my building–FINALLY ALMOST HOME
6. Why is there so much activity? Go back to bed people. I didn’t even know it was light out this early…
5. Hey there’s that girl I’m in a group project with!
4. With her parents..? 
3. Ugh god, they saw me. I can’t even. 
2. Oh well she’s definitely a virgin. She doesn’t understand the struggle.
1. Fuck what they think. At least I got laid. This is my Stride of Pride, bitches.
