14. Muha is your her0
13. You’ve changed your password so many times that you forgot what the current one is
12. Your weakness on job applications is “tdubs”
11. You’ve often wondered if you’ll survive all 4 years. Chemical spills, gas leaks, intruders, fires, ice cold showers…you have your doubts
10. Tuesday nights are your favorite nights
9. You never go to Eick on campus tour days. You learned that lesson the hard way