12. One friend is kicking ass; 100 friends are a pain in the ass.
11. One friend is a thoughtful gift; 100 friends are an empty wallet.
10. One friend is 100 stories; 100 friends are one big lie.
9. One friend is always there; 100 friends you can’t get away from.
8. One friend is easy-going; 100 friends are easy to piss off.
7. One friend is like your favorite whiskey; 100 friends are a bad hangover.
6. One friend has your back; 100 friends are just trying to front.
