7 Stereotypical College Students
7. Frat Bro
He pronounces himself as a respectable young man with shorts at his thighs, a polo shirt, and a backwards hat. The ladies know the truth behind the whole scheme, but we all know that doesn’t stop him from getting what he wants. The fraternity bro lives to party like it’s his job, drinking till he’s smashed beyond his limit is the goal, and having sex seems to be his mission. Oddly enough, the higher his number is the more glorious he’s treated.
6. Sorority Girl
If she’s smart she’s nothing less than a gem, but shaking ass seems to be the only way she can get a degree as long as her daddy buys her a home. She doesn’t prefer to think so, but she’s just like the guys in the frat houses across the street. She lives to spread love like it’s butter and get drunk with her girlfriends. Their constantly acting oblivious to cover up their mistakes, but usually it’s nothing more than a statement of entertainment for those who can easily decipher between sticks and stones.
5. Stoner
This now largely excepted type of individual comes in all wavelengths. He can be largely shaped off the munchies or just have an average everyday figure. He’s rarely the next Albert Einstein and sometimes the first college dropout. The weed smoker is usually nothing more than a down to earth person who is here to live and laugh with the rest of us.
4. Jock
There’s no doubt he will make it through college with a little more confidence than the rest of the bunch especially if he’s the next Johnny Manziel. The Jocks party harder than the frat monkeys after a big win and can take almost any girl they want with them. At a Divison 1 University iconic athletes tend to consider themselves the kings of the money pit as they live out their life playing the sport they love.
3. Nerd
He walks into class wearing glasses, a button up, and some nice blue jeans that momma picked out for him. No that’s not right, mommas not here to help him anymore, nor does he need it. He gets through the typical embarrassment without anything but a lousy comeback knowing he’s the one going to be buying his mom a house one day.
2. Prodigy
There’s a list of them whether he or she was born a sports prodigy or blessed with a little extra brain power than the rest. The true prodigy may have already left your high school young and rich or stricken scientific gold years later but we can all tell who the college prodigy is. He’s got confidence blowing out his ears while he’s drinking something that makes him extra tough. If he’s a genius he’s probably got his own well thought out business plan and if he’s an athlete there’s nothing coming in between him and his goal other than a career ending injury.
1. Average College Student
The Average Joe’s here to get a good education like any other well prospective student attending college. He only has a few friends and doesn’t have much interest in talking to anyone else which is why he wears his headphones in between classes. He’s trying to make it by and you can’t blame him for being him, or him being her if you’re Bruce Jenner. In the bigger picture, their main goal is to make it through college and there’s nothing wrong with that.
