3. The One Who Is Always Hooking Up
You’d find this person hanging out, playing a party game or laughing with friends when- out of no where- you’ll turn around to see them connected at the face to someone you’ve never seen before. It happens every time and still it surprises you.
2. The One Who’s Pissed Off For No Reason
You’ve reached an obstacle with this one. They’re usually a tough guy who threatens you for looking at them cross-eyed at the party. The next day, you’ll see them around campus and they’ll just smile and nod their head at you- maybe even apologize. It doesn’t make sense to you, but you don’t question it.
1. The Sober One (or, Everyone’s Mom)
Lastly, we’ve all got to give a hand to this one. They’re the ones who drive you around all night, make sure you drink enough water to feel better the next day, text your parents to cover for your ass, or console you when things get out of hand. Without them, you’d have to face the consequences for the decisions you made.
