What do Basic White Girls Say?
Ugg boots, yoga pants, and Victoria’s Secret sweats aren’t the only signs of a basic white girl. There is also an unwritten dictionary that basic white girls live and swear by. The most advanced stages of a white girl can be heard using a combination of the following phrases.
25. Why can’t food have like zero calories? (Basic White Girls)
24. Summer is two weeks and I’m like.. (A Basic White Girl)
23. I like food more than people! (Basic White Girls)
22. Like..like..like. (Basic White Girls)
21. Can I be you? (Basic White Girls)
20. Literally, I mean like literally!
19. I can’t even.
18. And then I was like..
17. Omg, wine night!!
16. Don’t talk to me until I get my Starbucks!
15. I can’t wait to go home and take my pants off!
14. Tbt I miss summer = excuse to post a bikini pic.
13. I’m like dying.
12. Can you not.
11. How will I get a boyfriend when I’m ugly?
10. I hate that my friends are so perf.
9. Where is the aux cord in this tanning bed?
8. I was going to look cute, but then I hit snooze.
7. Will pay someone to come cuddle with me.
6. Buy me (blank), so I know it’s real.
5. Why are boys the worst?
4. I’m so “hangry”!
3. When he is over six foot..
2. Body goals.
1. Can I just like sleep forever?