5. A deer can jump out you at any given moment.
(don’t worry it lived)
4. Parking in Guam.
(if only life was that easy)
3. Getting your car out of the back part of the parking lot, because it’s rarely ever plowed.
2. People barely throw house parties.
1. Dollar drafts at 12 North is the only thing to do on Thursday nights (& Saranac the first few weeks of school)
(or free bowling.. but they keep the lights on now, because they don’t trust us.)