5) It only took an hour and a half but I’m pretty sure the first paragraph is done.
4) Do I really need to do well in this class? I could always drop out and become a stripper or sell my Kidney.
3) So…close…to…the…end…
2) How did I even get off track again?
1) It’s finally done and I am never ever doing this again.
In the end we both know that this could very well be you all over again next week.