Had a fucking crazy one night stand right after HS with a teachers pet girl who I thought always hated me. Was still at my parents place so I snuck her in. In the morning my dad came right on into my room to grab my keys to move my car for whatever reason. I was totally naked, half covered, and the girl was tits up still asleep, uncovered. The look I shared with my dad in that moment was kind of like “good work boy” and “you are in so much trouble”. I had to blanket up and take my keys downstairs where he was waiting. He put a lock on the liquor cabinet after that.
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