Our photoshoots can range anywhere from “wow we look totally hot tonight,” to “NO, MY DOUBLE CHIN IS BIGGER!!!”
And finding a picture we both like is impossible.
You know exactly what I want to drink at any given point of the day
Either I’m cranky so you give me coffee, or I’m really cranky so you give me vodka.
You’re the one holding my hair after a rough night out
(usually it’s the other way around)
And my shoulder to cry on the next day when I realized I made a total fool of myself
But don’t get your mascara on me, this is a $60 shirt.
Even if you don’t want to stop dancing and drinking, you’ll always be the one to take a bathroom break with me at the party/bar
And you’ll even fight the girls who try to skip us in line.
You’re the one who tells me when I’m overreacting or not reacting enough to certain situations
But you’ll always back me up regardless.
You’re the person everyone calls when I’ve had to much to drink and need to go home
Except you’re usually right beside me and drunker.
