You’ll stand up to anyone who talks badly about me
Only I can insult my best friend.
My mom loves you and you’ve become like a sister rather than a friend
Sometimes I even question whether she likes you more than me.
I can annoy the shit out of you and you’ll only hate me a little bit
But that lasts about 5 minutes until you have to “tell me something important.”
You’re always down to eat and watch Netflix with me when I’m sad
It’s your personal sacrifice.
