For those of you who have never heard the word D.U.F.F., you’re in for a surprise. This quite hilarious insult or description if you truly believe it, means this:
Designated
Ugly
Fat
Friend
Recently the wonderful world of Hollywood has created a movie about this insult that will come out in 2015 in which a girl is told that she is a D.U.F.F., so she enlists the help of the hot jock to “un-duff” her. The Duff is all about the world of high school and social revolution, but this word comes up quite a lot in the real world. This word sadly pertains to quite a large number of girls and occasionally (but not usually) to guys, and if you don’t know if you are one or not, here’s some tips to find out:
1. Your friends are hot.
Yes, a lot of people have attractive friends, but this is much more than that. This is where your friends are the head-turners of the world, and you sadly are just a bit average or even below…
2. You’re always getting asked about your hot friends.
The opposite sex is constantly approaching you around the bars and clubs or even just out in public and asking you about your friends. Whether they’re asking if they are single or just how to approach them, you’ll know since they aren’t asking about you.
3. You have a lot of FRIENDS of the opposite sex.
People of the opposite sex are drawn to you because you’re easy to approach and you have quite valuable information. This usually means you have been friendzoned by quite a lot of others.
4. Your other friends are always asking you to set them up with your hot friends.
Friends from back home or even just friends you’ve made in college eventually end up asking you about those beautiful creatures you hang around. You can never truly escape it.
5. You get none.
Speaks for itself, you do not get many pick up lines, numbers, or people in your bed. This is the worst part of being the D.U.F.F, but it is also one of the easiest ways to tell if you are one or not.
Being a D.U.F.F. is a rough part of life, and as of yet, there is no known cure, unless of course you find a super gorgeous guy or girl to come in and “un-duff” you as the movie suggests, but we all know how improbable that is. The best thing you can do is just help out your friends for the time being, and you’ll find someone who thinks more of you than just an informative. Keep up hope D.U.F.F.s, you can make it through.
