We’ve all been there. You’re at the bar waiting for the bathroom in the longest line ever, and you never think it’s going to be your turn. Everyone else is in the same position as you are, and since drunk girls can be the nicest humans on planet Earth (or the most vicious), you start making new BFFs (or enemies). I have overheard some of the most bizarre sentences come out of drunk girls’ mouths to each other while waiting for the bathroom at the bar, and they were mostly to people they don’t even know. It’s funny how a little bit of liquid courage can turn two strangers into best friends in the matter of a minute waiting for a clogged toilet to pee in. Here are some of those conversations:
13) “Your hair is just, like, soooOOOO pretty!!!!”
The most common, drunken compliment girls love to use even if the other girl’s hair looks like a rat’s nest.
12) “We HAVE to get brunch tomorrow. Like you have to PROMISE.”
It never ends up happening, but you SWEAR it will this time!
11) “We are going to be new best friends, like no seriously, I’m not kidding. I’m NOT kidding Amy!!!”
But what ends up happening is you never see each other again. Or you do, but it’s awkwardly in the hallway while walking to class so you look down pretending not to notice.
Junior psychology major with a creative writing minor at Le Moyne College just figuring it out as I go with help from wine and Svedka.
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