6. Condom lesson.
“This one time my mom and I were talking about random things and I asked my mom (jokingly), ‘I wonder how condoms work?’ Before I knew it, she started giving me a detailed outline of how one uses a condom and how they work. After sitting in stunned silence and having my face turn every shade of red, I stupidly asked, ‘How do you know this?’ She answered with, ’Well your father and I used them!’ For the first time it hit me that yes, my parents had sex when they were married. Since they are divorced, I never thought of them even having sex.”
5. Missing in action.
“One time I was out with my boyfriend in high school and I forgot to answer my phone. Unfortunately, I didn’t realize how much time had passed so my dad ended up driving all around town looking for me. He finally found me in the park and yelled at me. Most awkward car ride home ever.”
Now That’s Just SUPER Awkward…
4. Parental advice.
“Dad caught me on the couch with my boyfriend doing the dirty. The next day, in front of family he said, ‘Hey, don’t get pregnant, you have to get a career and go to college.’”
