“It was wrong to use the atom bombs in Japan. Imagine how many Americans we killed, like all the people vacationing there at the time” – Tybodsm
“so ‘cat’ is the past tense of ‘cut’ right? Like, ‘I cat myself with my knife.’” – ersant
“I survived Sudden Infant Death Syndrome or SIDS as a baby.” – RavingRadish
During an International Business class, during a chapter on Mainland China: “Why do we have to study about ching-chongs anyway?” She went on to argue with my Chinese prof about Chinese culture. – assesundermonocles
Middle of an exam: “Is this being graded?” I kid you not. – fokg29
