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I lived off campus with my then two best friends, Craig and Chris.
Chris and I went out to the bars while Craig stayed in. When we got back to the apartment Craig was banging the shit out of someone in his room. They were crazy loud and we decided it would be hilarious if we burst in the room and took a picture while they were in the middle of it. We pushed the door open and there was Chris’ girlfriend, Lindsey, on all four with Craig balls deep in her.
Lindsey started screaming how sorry she was but I don’t think Chris even noticed. He grabbed a pen off Craig’s desk and stabbed him with it so hard it went about an inch into his arm then basically just jumped on him. I pulled Chris off to try to get him to calm down while Jessica called 911. An ambulance showed up for Craig and a squad car for Chris.
Good times.
