4. Order shit online. I don’t remember ordering fifty bags of beef jerky, but I enjoyed it.
3. When I was drunk at a get together my buddy asked me not to sleep with this girl who was coming on to me because he had liked her for a long time. I apparently took this as a challenge and got extremely shit faced. I was a total ass and she stopped talking to me. A few months later they were engaged and now have a baby. Drunk me is a good bro.
2. Started an amateur porn company in my garage called BrownHole Productions and made apparently 3 movies all of which I didn’t remember until the next day when my cousin showed me the videos
1. Decided to sleep it off instead of drive home. Good choice, drunk me.
