College Students Share Crazy Dorm Storms, And Drugs, Alcohol, And More Included (5)

7. He has to go to the hospital, but he’s so drunk he’s yelling at the EMTs and doing crazy stuff. They put him in the drunk tank. He passes out, wakes up to a big hospital room WITH HIS NAME IN BLOOD ON THE WALLS. Turns out, after they locked the door he started taking his nose blood and writing on the walls. He said it was the scariest wake up ever.”9. The one time when ‘the law enforcement students were hosting their very own full blown version of Fight Club, smashing the shit out of each other on Friday nights’

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Normally, as 7_up_curly tells it, the young men and women cleaned up quickly. “Well one day they didn’t get to it in time and the school Dean came through to find blood scattered across the walls and floors, ripped off clothes and garbage everywhere.” Awkward.

6. That time there was ‘Shit everywhere, on the side of the toilet, the ground, the shower mat, the side of the sink, the counter, the mirror’

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On T0mmyGun’s FIRST day of living in a dorm, a very, very, VERY drunk girl had some issues in the bathroom. “Things were weird in my dorm after that.” Uh, no surprise there.

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