3. The time we took ‘Magic mushrooms during a fire drill. That is all.’
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“Pupils were dilated allll the way,” themasterkser wrote. Ah, college memories.
2. That time I ‘listened to a girl and her mom do lines together while being a country apart’
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“kinda beautiful,” sandwichartist7 wrote about the FaceTiming cocaine-loving duo. At least they’re close … nope. Weird.
1. The winning comment on this whole thread?
“Probably shouldn’t be reading these as I’m at my new student orientation and sleeping in a dorm for the first time tonight,” EagleScoutFireman wrote. Welcome to college. Here’s hoping that shit goes down your first night and that you share the tale with the world.
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This post was written by Julianne Adams and originally appeared on Pixable.