Shared on a reddit thread asking for the craziest dorm stories, these reminiscences involve drugs, alcohol, sex and … giving birth? Yeah, there’s some weird stuff going on in schools.

Many of these stories had to be shortened while many, many others couldn’t even be included because they are that gross. One in particular involving a roasted chicken should never be told again. Read on and be glad you were not involved in these absurdities.

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15. The time the ‘Guy on my floor rappelled 40 feet from his window into the dorm courtyard on an ethernet cord tied to a radiator in the middle of winter’

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All because his friends had trapped him in his room. “These days he would have to rappel down with wifi,” Jiggahawaiianpunch commented on ghadeira’s logic-defying tale.

14. That one time ‘[Students] effectively built a huge secret passageway connecting every single dorm room on the floor.’

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The flimsy closets in a dorm from jimmyjazz2000’s days allowed for the creation of a mass “authority-proof” party dorm full of “non-stop chaos.” “It is the epitome of the spirit of college,” Golf_and_Booze commented.