8. “I wonder if the washers are full…”
They are. They always are. Unless you wash your clothes at 3 a.m. on a weekday and even then, they’re probably full.
7. “Gotta rub the nose before my exam!”
One of the many traditions of Mizzou is to rub the nose of David R. Francis (governor of Missouri) before any exams or quizzes in order to get an A.
6. “Hmm, I wonder if there’s free Hot Box cookies anywhere…”
Hot Box = the key to the freshmen 15 or “Mizzou 22” because they’re delicious and can be found free at some location on campus pretty much everyday.
