Maine is wearing an L.L. Bean flannel and drinking Allen’s Coffee Brandy
Maryland is drinking a Chesapeake margarita. Rim lined with Old Bay. He is insisting that everyone try his drink because it’s really good if you just give it a chance, but no one else seems to get it.
Massachusetts is in a bar fight with New York over sports.
Michigan is drinking some micro brew and playing Euchre while trying to conjure up nice things to say about Detroit.
Minnesota is a pleasant guy drinking Summit Extra Pale Ale and will happily buy you one. He’s hanging out with his obnoxious brother-in-law North Dakota even though he doesn’t want to but he’s too nice to tell them to bug off.
Mississippi is just looking to start a fight with Alabama about who’s less redneck.
Missouri is in a drunken argument with Kansas about who gets custody of their strange in-between child – Kansas City.
