Excuses We’re All Guilty Of Using To Avoid Hanging Out With Friends July 24, 2016 Cassidy Kotyla 9. “I’m getting plastic surgery so I can make my tongue look like a snake.” 8. “I choked on boba when I was sipping bubble tea and now I’m in the hospital.” 7. “I got a rabbit at Petco recently and it bit my finger off.” Pages: 1 2 3 4 5