7. You Know That Catholic Guilt Is Forever
6. You Know You’re At The ‘Cool Mass’ When There Are Drums and Light Shows Involved
5. You’ve Been Practicing For Your Future Career As A Sommelier Since You Were Eight
4. You Never Really Understood Genuflecting, But You Did It Anyway
3. You’ve Had To Explain That ‘No, We Don’t Worship Saints’, and ‘Yes, We Really Think The Bread and Wine Are Jesus’ More Times Than You Care To Count
2. You Spent Many A Sunday As An Alter Server, Praying You Weren’t Going To Screw Up Mass
1. You Felt The Overwhelming Anxiety As You Prepared To Hug and Shake Hands With Strangers During The Sign of Peace
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