10. Please don’t call me before a reasonable hour
That hour being noon.
9. You consider it a talent to get out of the bed without having to make it
One less thing to check off your list.
8. Morning routine
Do push-up, get right back in bed.
7. All teenagers everywhere
You’re never getting me out of here.
6. When you look outside and it’s an absolutely beautiful day
Ugh. I hate this.
