Introducing The Weed Tampon, The New Favorite Gift To Buy Your Girlfriend

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Introducing the Foria Relief, a vaginal suppository “intended to maximize the muscle relaxing and pain relieving properties of cannabis without inducing a psychotropic “high.” Each serving contains 60mg of THC and 10mg of CBD, “delivering the medicine directly to where it is needed most,” the cock socket. For $44 you get four individually wrapped vaginal suppositories, each about an inch long, that will send some THC TLC to a woman’s ovaries.

Sophie Saint-Thomas placed the pot period piece in her prison purse for a publication called Racked:

I put on some relaxing instrumental music and chilled out for the 20 minutes suggested in the Foria pamphlet, letting the cannabis do its work. Not only did my cramps ease up, but I felt good. Really good. There was no heady high, but I felt serene. It was like if Ativan made a baby with Tylenol, except I hadn’t thrust any nasty pharmaceuticals into my vag; just cannabis and cocoa butter.

The next day my period ravaged on and, having my own anecdotal results that the suppository wouldn’t totally fuck up my day, I tried it earlier on. Except this time, I skipped the meditation and mood music, tapping away at my keyboard, creating checklists and brainstorming pitches as the cannabis did its magic. My cramps lightened, but without the chilled out exterior vibes, I felt none of the same calm and light high that had mellowed me out the previous evening.

 

H/T Brobible.com 

 

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