Well we all know it, everyone has parents that can be crazy, but some are more crazy than other’s. Your mother for example is a beautiful person that has raised you and has done amazing things for you. Since you were a baby, she nurtured you, breast feed you, took you to the park, and really loved you, as you were her life. But what about certain moms who are really crazy? What about the one’s who cared for their child, but did some pretty annoying and crazy things? Well listed below are reasons why your mother, is absolutely positively cray cray.
1. She stinks up the house and farts all over the place, is this a zoo? I mean please now.. women are not suppose to fart anyways. And even after she does it.. she laughs about it, in a soothing and satisfying way. “I didn’t do anything wrong, did I?”
2. She spends thousands of dollars on Bebe, Gucci, Puma, and Nike but doesn’t wear any of it. In fact she let’s it sit in the house and rot, and it doesn’t even bother her. But it does bother one person, your father. What are you doing mother?
3. When you try to leave your house to go out with friends to have a good time she constantly nags you with questions. Did you take your glasses? Remember the glasses go in the glove compartment, not the back seat! And remember, there is a rotten banana in the drivers seat, so remember to take that off. Also don’t forget to take your sunglasses and your ski jacket!! My what… sunglasses and ski jacket.. that makes sense! I guess winter and summer are combined seasons now. Can you please stop it already mother!!!!
4. She constantly criticizes you, and she curses at you in a different language. What kind of mother does that.. you’re so crazy mom. “You’re not going anywhere in life, you’re a horrible person.” What kind of mother says that to their own son?
5. She argues and fights with your father all the time.. I don’t know who is right but I do know it needs to stop!!
Mom: “You are the worst father David, you don’t do anything.”
Father: “Oh yeah? Well at least I don’t stink up the house and buy thousands of dollars of bebe only not to wear it!! And by the way while you are at it, why don’t you go skiing with your sunglasses on, winter and summer are in the same reason right?”
What do you guys think? Does your mother do any of these weird and crazy things? Comment below if you think your mother is crazy.
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