Seattle, Washington – With the increase of terror plots over the last month, security at all U.S. airport has been extremely tight. U.S. Air travelers poured out liquids, open their bags for inspection and endured long waits on Monday as airports heightened security. But one airline passenger must have missed the news report that passengers were going to be inspected thoroughly, when the TSA noticed a man “sweating profusely and acting very strange.”
“I grabbed his arm, and that’s when he pulled away from me and ran into the other direction,” said Robert Hughes, TSA agent at the airport. “But, he was running with his legs apart, then fell and smacked his face in the ground. We jumped on top of him and cuffed him. But he began crying and yelling ‘my stomach hurts get off of me.’ He ripped a huge fart in it smelled like chronic. We knew we had a smuggler on our hands.”
