5. Week 8: Project season is among you, and you’ve assembled a group to help guide you through the terror.
4. Week 9: Things are looking grim. Project group members have begun turning on each other and the tests and quizzes are incessant. Your group weakens.
3. Week 11: You’re barely holding on. Your memory of life as you once knew it is slipping from your fingertips as your weekends are suddenly filled with studying.
2. Finals: You’re week and you’re bitten. You know the only thing you can do at this point is lay down and die.
1. Winter break: Your eyes open, and you rise from the mentally dead to consume every holiday dessert you can get your hands on.