The Anatomy of Your Drunk Friends In College (5)

Food that contains an entire day’s worth of calories.
     I think it goes without saying I enjoy a good cocktail, but if you’re getting hammered at 11 am on a Sunday without eating anything, you need Jesus, not a mimosa. Besides, the best part is that when the drunk munchies kick in, you’re already at a restaurant full of succulent food. If you time it properly, you’ll probably manage to nap afterward and curtail your hunger until a light dinner later on. Or if you’re me, you’ll want a snack as soon as you get home.

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