The Champagne Bong Is A Thing, And It’s Revolutionizing Drinking Forever

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If you haven’t already worked it out, the Chambong is a kind of champagne-glass-meets-bong situation, which allows the user to drink extremely fast, while still remaining classy AF.

Three Cheers For The Chambong, The World’s Most Unnecessary Tool For Alcohol Consumption.

“It’s a Chambong!” I said, holding it up to the light, like Rafiki cradling baby Simba — tenderly, with pride, for all to see. It was pretty for such a stupid object — a borosilicate glass champagne flute with a small pipe attached for chugging premium sparkling adult beverages.up-next-page

 

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