5. The Noise Snuffler – Quiet hours at all times. Yelling, moaning, and loud music is never allowed. You could probably experience more sound in the library than on this RA’s floor.
4. The Snitch – This RA does not handle any situation on their own. Every little thing that happens is reported to the Residence Hall Director causing you to have unnecessary meetings and paperwork. You’re better off keeping your issues to yourself unless you want to explain stupid stuff to a board like why your shoes were on your roommates side of the room.
3. The Apologizer – Also known as the pushover, very timid and shy, The Apologizer feels bad for everything they do. You will get an apology for yelling or a simple knock on your door. This is usually the person who will let you get away with almost anything. They are already insecure about their authority, so they really won’t step up to you until absolutely necessary. Still, you’ll probably end up telling them what to do in the end.
2. The Stoner – The chillest person you’ll ever meet. Every time you are around their lazy eyed, laid back personality you immediately feel calm and comfortably. You’re most likely to get the best advice from this RA and will spend a lot of time chatting because they are so approachable.
1. The Hottie – As soon as they are introduced in the beginning of the year, you’ll stop, thank God, and wonder how you got so lucky. The whole floor will kiss up to this RA and there will always be people around. This kind of voids anyone from being able to have an actual relationship but hey, at least you have something nice to look at everyday.
