The sassy ugly sweater
Do not mess with this girl. She knows she is sassy and sarcastic and she loves to show it. You’ll fake laugh at her jokes and then sneak off to the bathroom so cry because they were so mean.
The party ugly sweater 
This is the girl you want to hang out with at the party. She is the girl standing on the elevated surface all night having more fun than everyone else there. You may have to carry her home but you’ll have a great time with her before that.
