4. Tupperware becomes your life. Or fast food, if you’re into that.
The struggle of your morning is when you can’t find the tops to your tupperware, so aluminum foil becomes your only option. And you have enough of that to last a lifetime. Or when you’re early for work, you run through the Dunks drive through so you can grab yourself an iced latte and a bagel with cream cheese, that way you can eat it on the go. America really does run on Dunkin ladies and gentlemen.
3. Coffee is consumed more than once a day.
You spent enough money on Starbucks that you could probably own Starbucks. Coffee becomes an addiction, instead of just a cup during your morning routine. When you go to order your coffee and the barista knows what name to write on the cup, we encounter real world problems.
