‘You never have to worry about the hassle of getting involved in a relationship’
‘Speaking as a woman, it is SO much easier to go down on/deep throat a guy who has a smaller d***. A little gagging isn’t bad, but no one wants to puke on their partner’
‘You’ll have a great gun collection’
‘You can pee hands free at the urinal by resting it on the bottom of your zipper opening’
‘You’ll save money buying your shoes in the kids department’
