12 Holiday Pet Peeves: More Buddy, Less Angry Elf (2)

6. The fact that our parents (and everyone else) lied to us for our first ten Christmases.

Can we just take a second to reflect on how weird this tradition is? Our parents all sign an unwritten contract that they will play along with Santa Clause for all children. Think about it: They say a fat, bearded man slides down a chimney travels the world in one night to deliver toys that are actually from Target, not from little men and women in the North Pole. Once you find out the truth, the harshness of life is revealed. Santa is only the beginning, kids.

5. The overlook of the “other” religious and cultural holidays.

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Christmas is not the only holiday. For years people have spoken up about the overlook, yet not much is done. We should all learn about each other’s holidays because it is important to many people.

4. The “getting” attitude.

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We are all guilty of looking forward to opening a new pair of boots from the grandparents. Honestly, though, I would much rather watch as my mom opens a gift I know she wanted. Giving is so much better than getting.

3. Scrooges.

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We should all be like Buddy the Elf. Maybe take it down a few notches, but then again maybe not.

2. The lack of money in my bank account.

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It is hard when your family members deserve the absolute best, and you have approximately $15.98 in your bank account.

1.It is only one month out of the year.

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The holiday spirit should be in all of us all year long, even when life gets in the way.

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