15. “What was your sister’s name again?”
What it means: “I’m interested in your sister and this is my subtle way of saying it.”
14. “Hey, isn’t Scandal on tonight?”
What it means: “Please watch Scandal with me so I don’t feel like the only loser in this house.”
13. “We should throw a party.”
What it means: “I think throwing a party sounds fun, but I am probably underestimating how much time we’ll have to spend planning it and how much booze we’ll have to buy.”
12. “Thanks for letting me use your car. I got you some lunch.”
What it means: “I didn’t get you any gas, and I scraped a shopping cart on my way out of the parking lot. Please don’t notice.”
11. “I thought I had some vanilla yogurt in the fridge.”
What it means: “Just admit you ate my yogurt, you asshole!”
