5. Get out of jail free card.
I’m a firm believer that everyone should get one free time to be stupid, and I bet you Santa would feel the same.
4. A roommate with limited drama.
A little drama here and there is entertaining, but just once it wold be nice to come home to find your food not eaten and no one screaming on the phone to their boyfriend.
3. Unlimited time for naps.
Because a world with more naps is a better place for all of us.
2. The perfect response to what I want to do with my life.
I have no idea and I probably won’t anytime soon. If Santa would like to deliver the answer with a big red bow on it, that would be great.
1. Lots and lot of money.
Money might not solve every problem, but it would sure make college a whole lot easier.
Santa, if you’re listening, please come help us out with some of this. It’ll be a long four years without you.
