10 Reasons I’m Probably Late to Class (2) February 29, 2016February 29, 2016 Contributing Writer 5. The tram took forever, and you better believe I wasn’t gonna walk. 4. Honestly, I don’t have an excuse, I don’t want to be here. 3. Friday morning? Probably hungover. 2. Friday morning? Probably still drunk. 1. Because why tf not??