At some point, we have all done the drunken post-party sway into the back of an Uber. Getting our drink on is an enjoyable social activity, and to partake at our fullest, we choose to be safe. Calling an Uber is way better than assigning one of your friends to be the unlucky DD for an evening of shenanigans. Due to the demand for affordable and convenient rides home, Uber was created, and with it came a job market for individuals that wanted to make easy money in a relaxed environment. As a result, you have a lot of young, stupidly attractive people providing a way home from the club that ends with you in your bed, but usually alone. Here are 10 thoughts you’ve probably had when faced with an Uber driver that is hot AF:
10. Don’t say anything stupid. Please, drunk self, don’t say anything stupid.
9. Why do you show up when I’ve already sweat out my flawlessness?
8. If I leave my number again, does it say available or desperate?
7. Your face is an excellent sign that this is going to be a great night.
6. Oh, don’t mind my cleavage. It’s just there for you to stare at as much as you want.
