10 Thoughts You Have When Your Uber Driver is Hot AF (2)

5. I’ll just put the tip in, yeah?

intercourse

4. Can I just ride around with you the whole night?

flirt

3. You already know where I live–you might as well come up.

makeout

2. How much flirting would it take for me and you to make this shit happen?

turnon

1. Is there a way for me to suggestively drink this water? Because the thirst is real.

water

 

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