7. A nice piece of silicone can replace him and I’ll be your emotional partner.
6. Who am I supposed to watch the Bachelor with?
5. No, he can not come to yoga, brunch, or to get our nails done.
4. I bet your mom doesn’t even like him, I’m going to call her!
3. Who am I supposed to go to happy hour with?
2. You should really be getting sick of him by now.
1. Let me just love you!!!
